Wednesday, August 31, 2005
Creepiest Post You've Ever Seen!
Hm, looks from this cover as if Hal Jordan is superpowerless except from the waist UP, this time.
And poor Hector Hammond.
So lonely. So depressed. So horny.
Ordinarily, I frown on company crossovers (I believe, along with Sonny Bono and Debbie Harry, "Segregation now; segregation forever!"). But in this case I'm moved to make an exception.
I think Hector and Modoc should date.
Yes, Hal is a man-babe and everyone wants him, and Hector is totally into him. But I can't imagine Hector putting up much of a fight when Modoc looks him in the eye and says, as he does in this panel:
"Those who know me know that Modok shall not be denied!"
Whoosh! It's enough to make a body SWOON (even if that body is mostly a giant head).
How CUTE would they be! They could go hat-shopping together, share a romantic Kirby-dot-lit dinner of nutrient-gruel (with Modok seductively spoon-feeding Hector), and then repair to Modok's hip high-tech bachelor pod, where he could prove that, in fact, he's not designed ONLY for killing, wink wink, nudge nudge.
And, the best part is, all Hector has to do is what he does best:
Just lie there.