Is there a point to reading this part? Or ANY story with the Spectre? It's always the same; the Spectre simply WILLS his way into finding the targets, punches a few of them, then once he has defeated them the old-fashioned way, grows giant and lifts up whatever hideout they are in and takes the whole kaboodle to jail (OR sends them to another planet). It's the Only Spectre Plot.
But we are committed to this project! And we wouldn't want to make the Spectre sad by omitting him.
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| The Spectre is morose and it disgusts Starman. |
It begins with the Specte seeming uncharacteristically chipper.
What could have the Spectre smiling so?
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| Ah; it must be the torture of a notable American inventor. Torture is, after all, Spectre's hobby. |
Beaten into submission, Inventor Reagan explains how his magnetic rocket invention works:
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| Thank goodness Earth's magnetic poles are immobile. |
Mr. Reagan may be guilt-racked, but not so the Black Dragons who decide to use his invention to destroy, hm, um, let's see... how about... Chicago? Yeah; Chicago!
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| At least it's art-deco enough to fit in with Chicago architecture. |
Meanwhile, back at Mr. Reagan's lab, the Spectre wrestles with a sense of abandonment.
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| "I get no sense from these documents that Mr. Reagan cares about me, The Spectre, and did not consider how his disappearance might affect me emotionally." |
He tries to find Mr. Reagan by YEARNING for him, but to no avail. Then... a ray of hope!
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| "My Spectre-sense is tingling...!" |
The invention must be a sadness-seeking rocket because it can't resist honing in on the Spectre.
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| "What I have been longing for! Is my emptiness now to end?" |
Like a psychic sensitive in an occult film, the Spectre clings to the rocket, feeling the Vibrations of the Black Dragons and the Agony of its inventor, Mr. Reagan.
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| His sweet, sweet Agony of Spirit. It is like catnip to the Spectre. |
It is unclear, but then the Spectre throws the rocket away from Chicago to either Japan or The Sun Itself.
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| It sounds like Japan but... I really think that would be noticed. I mean, at least by the Japanese. |
Then the Spectre, having locked on to Mr. Reagan as his soulmate, finds him through pure YEARNING.
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| "How much do I love you? I'll tell you no lie; how deep is the ocean? how high is the sky?" |
The Black Dragons try to report in to Japan on their success, but this will prove their undoing, since it allows the Spectre to find them through one of his most profound powers: SUPERSENSITIVITY.
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| I CAN FEEL IT. |
Being the Spectre, he intercepts the radio transmission by... grabbing it. Like, in his hands.
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| "My supersonic sonar radar will help me!" |
Wait, why is this so familiar? Oh, yes, that's right:
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| LITTLE MISS MARCHY-BOOTS. |
Never thought I'd see the sad and sorry Spectre as a Drum Majorette. But I guess it's true that inside every emo kid is an underconfident cheerleader.
The Spectre phases into the Black Dragon's submarine, intent on saving his soul-mate, who cries out in joyful relief at his arrival.
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| I will kindly pretend that "yellow" here refers to cowardice. |
Find yourself someone who says your name the way Mr. Reagan says "The Spectre".
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| "I called him with something you wouldn't understand: MY SOUL." |
The Spectre's priority-- Mr. Reagan --is clear, and he phases him out of the submarine (and I presume magically shields him from the difficulties of, you know, being under water).
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| "Maybe we can do it, too!!" Oh. I do not want to see where this is headed. |
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| *sigh* |
Again: fiendish but not intelligent.
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| "Still, the Army High Command doesn't love as much as I do." |
The Spectre gently places the treasured Mr. Reagan with the authorities before returning to deal with the Black Dragon.
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| Do you think the Spectre ever forgets to phase someone he's carrying? *BONK*!; "AAAAAUGH!"; "... Oops." |
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| Weird, lonely guy. I mean; not even AQUAMAN stops to apologize to sharks. |
But the Spectre (in his "spirit form") is even MORE incorporeal than Dr. "My body is composed of pure energy" Fate; the Spectre doesn't need to BREATHE. Being dead helps with that.
Now that Mr. Reagan is safe, the Spectre doesn't need to hold back. He does his usual schtick of GROWING GIGANTIC, picking up the submarine IN HIS HAND.
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| How can a submarine be a space ship? Oh. Oh, no... |
Ah, here's the classic Spectre; he simply HURLS the submarine (and its occupants) into space.
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| I jibe at the Spectre but "Give my regards to the planets!" is an awesome line. |
Okay, I am little disappointed in the Golden Age Spectre. The Bronze Age Spectre would have thrown the submarine into space AND removed their need for air and food, just to prolong their horrible fate. But the emo Golden Age Spectre is too desperate to be liked for that; so he joins the Black Dragons on their tour of the universe to give them a chance to give up.
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| "That was no static, boys, that was me!" Am I right? See how fast I can run, Daddy? DO YOU LOVE ME NOW?! |
Mr. Reagan's heart nearly bursts with joy when he sees the Spectre again.
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| < heart-eyes emoji> |
Then the Spectre helpfully dumps the submarine on the roof, which surely will have no difficulty supporting the additional, hm, let's say roughly 40,000 tons.
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| "Sorry, boys, I only do the Grow Giant And Pick Things Up bit once a story, so from here on you're on your own." |
So ends the Spectre's tale, although it may simply omit the weeklong trip to Cabo that he and Mr. Reagan took to "decompress" and reconnect.
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| Colonel Frank Nelson approves: "eeeeYEHHHssss!" |
This is the end of all the standard subplots and now it's time for the wrap-up.
Tomorrow: *sigh*
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| Johnny Thunder. |




















































