Why, Topo. of course! They don't call him "Top - o" for nothing...
Yes, the master of sweet sweet octopus love and Aquaman's one true love, Topo, is ready to lend a helping tentacle to his fellow lambdaclixes.
In a game, he makes an excellent water taxi and surprised opponents, overwhelmed by Topo's sex appeal (and Elasticity) find it next to impossible to breakaway from his clammy polysuckered embrace. Shudder.
I must confess I don't understand it; I don't want to. But face it, cephalopodophilia is here to stay.