Yeesh, how stupid are they! Any idiot who reads comic books knows how to do that:
Just look at what she could do for them -- on her first day!
<-- Publically condemn a U.N. sponsored contest to celebrate the beauty, grace, and unity

--> Throw herself at the first handsome diplomat who comes along, despite his obvious horror.

--> Seek solace through group make-out



Sorry, gang; the internet censors won't let me show you any more of the scene than this!


into a woman's tools for enjoying peace. -->
That's in public, in case you hadn't guessed
Diana really does seem to like chains and stuff, doesn't she? I wonder what that's all about... .
Naturally, she'd finish up with a big floor show, where she could--


<-- Make out with tribal performance artists and do a big dance number. I swear, I just don't know how she does it! I even hear that -- still on her first day -- she also rode bronco on a nuclear missile and used it to blow up a supervillain and his battleship in the nearby harbor! On her lunch hour.
Well, folks -- they don't call her Wonder Woman for nothing!
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ZzzzzzZzzzzzzZzzzzzZzzzzzz.....Enjoy that Peace Di, enjoy it!
Awesome post Scip, I nearly peed my pants!
Has this all got much more surreal in my absence, or wot?
Oh look, some melting clocks.
So you are saying this would be a better UN representative then John Bolton.
Melting clocks, b-m?
I show you some melting clocks in later post, I guarantee...
Besides, don't blame me; I don't WRITE the comics, I just read 'em!
As for Bolton, he can probably duplicate most of Wonder Woman's job skills.
Except the Amazonian "anchors-and-panties" trick....
And hey, she's even bilingual! Note the last frame. "Hola!" Much better than the current crop of US officials.
Not bad for a girl from a small island off the coast of Greece (or wherever Themyscira is)
PS: Was it Doc Domino's battleship?
word verification: igwihwva
The drunken muttering Diana Prince, drowning her sorrows (in public) in a local bar. Translates to "I gotta have a..." What? What do you need, Diana? Tell us, please!
Actually, Brian, I skipped the part where she's in the background chatting it up with some headdress-wearing Indians from central casting, and her sexist pig boss explains to Morgan Tracy, troubleshooter diplomat, that he only hired her such a "plain Jane" to work among "all our beautiful girls here" because she spoke every Native American language fluently.
And NO I am not making that up.
For those not in the know (as I'm sure Brian is!), "hola" is an Ancient Greek word, the rough equivalent of a rural "yee-ha".
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