In today's episode of
"The Loneliness of Aquaman Week":
If you're lost at sea...
...just PRAY that a lonely Aquaman and Topo don't come to rescue you.
"Oh, we can return you to dry land...
Meanwhile, you look tense.
I think he needs a backrub,
don't you, Topo?
Just relax, sir--
we're here for you now..."
Topo looks so sympathetic! You don't get that look in many finny friends then or now, I betcha!
If Topo was introduced now he'd be all bad-ass and have eight different types of guns strapped to his tentacles. Or maybe one of them would have a ninja sword.
I miss the Silver Age.
We need a Topo spin-off book after Infinite Crisis. Or if not that, Topo needs to have a son who becomes Tempest's animal sidekick.
Thus the dynastic cycle turns. Turns along the golden path.
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