Wednesday, November 15, 2006

Let's play the Translation Game!

Without knowing the language or looking up the scene in English...

translate.

11 comments:

SallyP said...

Hmmmmm...he seems to be performing Bat-to-mouth recussitation...as opposed to the regular kind. Sorry, that's all I've got.

Anonymous said...

If I pinch his nose,
Can he still smell my bat-breath?
Alfred made tacos.

Harvey Jerkwater said...

"Is kissing a suffocating man as hot as I've heard?

"Without a doubt the answer is yes."

Anonymous said...

Or...

Why is this guy floating in mid-air?

I must resuscitate him posthaste.

Anonymous said...

It could be:

"What the hell is happening?
I was only taking a nap."

Or:

"Is he using tongue?
That's totally not cool."

Or:

"Who are you my dark ebony stranger?
Whatever your name, I am in love."

Anonymous said...

Not even the stoic Batman can resist the charms of Dale Gunn...

Anonymous said...

"He's not breathing. I fill his lungs with air.

"Suddenly, I think of Robin."

Jon the Intergalactic Gladiator said...

Would he survive the deadly asp bite?

Batman tried to suck out the venom, but he missed the wound.

Anonymous said...

"On second thought, maybe a Mexican Head Rush is dangerous after all."

Anonymous said...

Do you know what turns me on?

Black men with large birthmarks.

Des said...

Batman: Even though he's looking at Robin while I kiss him, I don't mind. He lets me stick my gum to his neck.