This is the way I don my boots don my boots don my boots this is the way I don my boots to please my strange Creator. This is my ladies' marching band marching band marching band this is my ladies' marching band to please my strange Creator.
Normally, "The slave girls' dancing, as seen by mole men, is a fascinating spectacle" would be the best sentence I'd read all day. But it's nothing compared to "I never changed my clothes under MILK before!"
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Sweet fancy Moses!! That's funny as hell!!!
I...I...words just fail me.
Changing under milk?
Paging Dr. Freud, please answer the milky white courtesy phone.
C'mon! It's the Milk of Amazon Kindness!
Normally, "The slave girls' dancing, as seen by mole men, is a fascinating spectacle" would be the best sentence I'd read all day. But it's nothing compared to "I never changed my clothes under MILK before!"
I... er... what?
--kate, whose net for some reason won't let her choose the 'other' identity.
Wonder Woman boots in milk, the breakfast of champions!
-gasp-
-gasp-
Mind...blown...
Senses...shattered...
Scipio was right again..."I mean, really, there's no way to exaggerate it for comedic effect, because it can't be exaggerated."
Who...how...all-women marching bands?
My world makes a just little less sense today.
Thanks a lot, Moulton.
Why did WW have a marching band to begin with, never mind the fact that it was comprised completely of women?
Why, didn't all superheroes have them, back in the day?
The Bat-Band, the Supermarchers, the Green Lantern Drum & Bugle Corps, Aquaman's "Marine Band", the Flash Forward Marchers, the Marching Manhunters --
you're not a real icon until you have your own marching band.
I know I'm late to the game, but still. My eyes. They cry. Truth! Finally. Truth. Holy shit, that was funny.
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