The Absorbascon is a PLEASURING device?
Well, of course, it is!
I've tried to keep this blog G-rated, but I can't keep the secret any more; the Hawks are KINKY people. Wild screaming crazy monkey flying gorilla kind of kinky.
Watch below as the evidence mounts...
This is such unadulterated filth that I've had to minimise the browser window to the absolute minimum, as I'm at work, and would be reprimanded immediately by my superiors.
I wouldn't mind being reprimanded by Hawkgirl though, I can tell you that much for free!
I'm..err.. off now to... commit... certain deeds...
And people wonder why I support Thanagar?
Let's face it: Thanagarans = sexy.
Yeah, but you'll notice that the Thanagarans are only doing it with one another. Whereas Rann imports humans to service their beautiful princesses. You've gotta get reincarnated from an Egyptian prince, discover a new element, or be born with wings to have a shot with these guys, whereas any Joe Average is just a Zeta Beam away from a long and fulfilling term as a Rannite Court Stud...
...but can we judge the whole Thanagarian race by only two examples? They might be the Thanagar equivalent of Annie Sprinkle for all we know.
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