1. Jimmy Olsen in a dress.
2. A Day in the Life of Halo.
3. The Spectre and the Phantom Stranger watching the corpse of Orca the Whalewoman rot, with dialog by Brian Michael Bendis.
4. A reunion of all the characters from Bloodlines.
5. The History of Ill-Conceived Characters Created When Editors Were Sleeping, starring Donna Troy.
6. Proty's Penthouse Party.
7. Week after week of Alfred silently polishing the silver at Wayne Manor and dusting the Batcave.
8. Prose-only Lobo/Major Force slash fiction.
9. Gypsy getting a pedicure and foot massage.
10. Reprints of every time the Red Tornado has blown up.