Hal Jordan should not be wearing a power ring.
6. The Love Bubble of Space.
Can't you see it? You're a stewardess (blonde, I'm guessing) and you say "okay" when GL says "close your eyes a second, baby", because, you know, you can trust him, he's a superhero, right?
You open your eyes, and you're floating in a green bubble beyond the LaGrange Point with the Big Blue Marble in the distance, with nothing but GL naked except for the mask and the ring (which he's using to comb his hair) and a king-sized bed with a plasticene Star Sapphire costume lying on it, and he's saying, "Put it on. Now."
In space, no one can hear you scream...
Okay, now see, this is one instance where I think Hal uses his power ring WELL.
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