Lured by self-absorbed curiosity, I have succumbed to what appears to be
(52% dark, 30% spontaneous, 0% vulgar)
your humor style:
CLEAN | COMPLEX | DARK
You like things edgy, subtle, and smart. I guess that means you're probably an intellectual, but don't take that to mean pretentious. You realize 'dumb' can be witty--after all isn't that the Simpsons' philosophy?--but rudeness for its own sake, 'gross-out' humor and most other things found in a fraternity leave you totally flat.
I guess you just have a more cerebral approach than most. You have the perfect mindset for a joke writer or staff writer."
0% vulgar. So you see, then: the octopus humor isn't for ME, it's for you.