Cap's a catch.And even E. Nelson Bridwell knows it.
Cap's a bottom.Or likes to boost Junior's self-esteem.
Billy's an easy mark.Or a good actor.
Cap is chub-friendly.But kind of demanding.
Cap likes animals. A lot.
Billy visits prisoners.
They appreciate it.
Cap's really into vegetables.And vice versa.
Cap's sex life is strange.
But there's stranger.
The Shazam! Showcase is the best purchase I've made in a year. I cannot remember the last time a comic book made me laugh this hard.
"Tawky Tawny talks to the tigers in their native language (Tigerian!)"
That is brilliance itself.
You mispelled "their's" in the last panel.
Lex says it best: "That's impossible! He can't like that suit! And besides, he's a talking tiger!"
LEX LUTHOR IS NOW FREAKING OUT.
Well...THAT was certainly rather odd! Not to mention kinky.
Thanks for destroying everything I hold dear.
I have to say, Scipio, if taking comic book panels out of context and making them appear sick and twisted ever becomes an Olympic event, you've got gold coming.
I'm very excited to be getting this with my DCBS shipment at the end of the month, even though I have a lot of the actual issues already (and am keeping them if only for the Fawcett reprints). And yeah, that Ibac/Georgia thing is disturbing in at least seven distinct ways, probably more.
In the most happy-making panel of the Shazam Showcase, the Marvels respond to Sivana's "Badness Ray" (sigh) thusly:
Captain Marvel: Quick! Think good thoughts!
Cap Jr: Apple Pie!
Captain Marvel: Motherhood!
Mary Marvel: Christmas!
Damn!! And God bless you for showing me what perversities have been under my eyes for years.
These Showcase books are the greatest things ever published. I hope to get this for xmas. If not, I'm buying it the next day.
Blake was at the end of his rope.
When he and his girlfriend Sara first got together, the sex was incredible-- for both of them.
But after 6 months of dating, something changed. And before Blake knew what happened, Sara simply lost interest in sex. In fact, at one point they hadn't made love in months.
When Blake tried to start something up, she was never in the mood. And when he tried to have a conversation with her about it, she would put him off or even get angry...
He was afraid he was losing her, and it was kicking his self-esteem in the nuts.
So what happened?
Like most men, Blake was accidentally giving off attraction-killing subliminal signals. Signals that quietly destroyed Sara's sex drive. And he had no idea he was even doing it!
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