Tuesday, April 03, 2007
"Haircare with Aquaman" Week, No. 3
3. Use a comb daily.
This can be tough. If you wear a skin-tight diving outfit all the time, as I do, there's really no practical place to carry a comb. Sometimes you just have to improvise!
Sharks are always willing to help boys comb their hair; tell 'em Aquaman sent you!
Sometimes, I just carry around the comb Black Lightning gave me for my birthday.
Of course, for me, it's a bit more decorative than functional. Garth uses it a lot, though.
So important is the daily use of a comb that I once abandoned my teammates in the Justice League Detroit to search the seven seas for a comb. A man must have some personal priorities. Besides, taking care of yourself so others won't have to is your first duty to yourself and to society ... and that includes haircare! Remember, boys; anyone can help save the world, but only you can comb your hair.
Oh, by the way--! As long as you have a comb with you, remember to always bring along a piece of wax paper, so you can make a kazoo to entertain yourself and others at parties, on the subway, and in line at the post office. It's one of my personal secret keys to instant popularity, kids!