Well, now that I've gotten an entry from Green Lantern's repertoire for my possible use as a signature saying, I'll call on another mystery man: The eerie
Sandman!
What do you have to offer me, Wesley?
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Uh ... okay. Thanks. But doesn't that need something else, like
"A plane! A lifesaver! No, it's Scipio!"? I mean
"A Plane! A Lifesaver!" sounds more like an unfinished palindrome than a signature saying, Wes. Let's try again...
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Whoa, sorry, Wes; didn't mean to interrupt one of your opium/absinthe binges; glad I wore the glove. Besides, I'm not really a gas-inhaling, Miraclo-popping kind of guy, so I don't think I'll find that saying very useful.
Don't you have something a little, I dunno, punchier? Something more appropriate for a guy like me, that I can find occasions to say?
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Bingo! Thanks, Wes!
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I don't know about my spinal column, but you tickle my funny bone constantly!
Hey...that's actually a GOOD one! Witty, yet bizarre.
The Sandman: Master of the Dark Chiropractic Arts.
A plane, a life saver, an unpronounceable word: rowelbaecnuonorpnunarevasefilaenalpa!
"I can see odd, queer things"?
God, on on average day, I say that twice before lunch!
A plane, a life saver, an unpronounceable word: rowelbaecnuonorpnunarevasefilaenalpa!
Worst palindrome ever. But hilarious.
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