Friday, July 15, 2005

Starman's Drama is Beyond Mere Verbs

"Readers watching!
Drama--paramount!!
Verbs--superfluous!!!"

5 comments:

Adrian James said...

That's very close to being a haiku.

Adrian said...

Actually, now that I think about it, it only needs a bit of tweaking in the middle line to be a haiku:

a concealed doorway
underneath the mountainside
an ideal hangout


It even has the obligatory nature image.

Scipio said...

He expositions
in haiku while fighting crime
with his cosmic rod.


I'm convinced; most people don't even DESERVE to read the undimmable glory that is Starman.

Shane Bailey said...

DC should hire you as a marketing guy because your actually making me consider buying the Starman Archives.

Scipio said...

Ahem, well, please submit
three copies of your comic book related resume,
a doctor's certification of good health, and a 200 word essay on "Why You Should Be Allowed to Read Starman."

DC's Starman Access Committee will inform you sometime over the next six months whether your Petition to Be Allowed to Read the Starman Archive has been approved.