Sunday, July 31, 2005

Cast DC's Next Cinematic Triumph!

As you know, we've been casting what should logically be DC's next cinematic triumph,

"Vibe, The Movie, Meng!".

Slack-jawed yokel Kevin Federline has been in the lead, but, sadly, his agent called and told me he's not available. Apparently, he got married or something recently and needs to devote time to that. Whatever, Kevin! You want to pass up a chance for fame, that's your problem!

Similarly, Freddie Prinze SENIOR's agent called. He's not available at the moment either. Huh. I guess some people get to rest on their laurels!


So we're left with the following candidates. I've included some photos to help, because soon we have to wrap this poll up and get to casting the other parts!

Thomas Faustin? Aaron Diaz? Victor Rasuk? Seth Green?
Freddie Prinze JUNIOR? Talvin Demachio? Mario Lopez?

Give me a couple other suggestions and we'll turn it into a poll.

12 comments:

Ron said...

John Leguizamo, as a washed-up superhero making a comeback twenty years later!

Anonymous said...

Alfonso Ribeiro?

Anonymous said...

Justin Timberlake?

No, I have it. It could be dancer Kevin Federline's big break into film.

J. Travolta said...

Make sure you get Freddy Prinze JUNIOR. The other one is not a good candidate for a comeback, no matter what his agent says.

Tim O'Neil said...

Vibe cannot be incarnated into mortal flesh. The strain would cause any mere human actor to melt.

Scipio said...

I suppose SENIOR could play Vibe in the sequel...

Scipio said...

Good point, Tim.

Perhaps he should be CGIed, kind of like Scooby Doo?

Tim S said...

To "keep it real," they should cast a young unknoen breakdancer from the STREETS, not some glitzy Hollywood chump.

Shane Bailey said...

If you like Vibe, you might like this...

Yes, it's The Breakin' Collection finally come to DVD to satisfy the masses.

Mark "Puff" Anderson said...

I've got the script.

Young Paco Ramone(That was his name, wasn't it?) is mad. His neighborhood has been taken over by an evil skateboarding street gang. Only he can save his hood as the break dancing sensation, Vibe.

The penultimate scene is Vibe vs. the leader of the skateboarders in a dance off.

puff

Miehneg said...

Lo unico que pudo aportar que estan todos ricos!! No entendi ni guea lo qeu estan discutiendo

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