tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11737441.post112147570402595914..comments2024-03-27T19:04:14.544-05:00Comments on The Absorbascon: Starman's Drama is Beyond Mere VerbsScipiohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16217376618860561999noreply@blogger.comBlogger5125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11737441.post-1121519840199713102005-07-16T08:17:00.000-05:002005-07-16T08:17:00.000-05:00Ahem, well, please submit three copies of your com...Ahem, well, please submit <BR/>three copies of your comic book related resume, <BR/>a doctor's certification of good health, and a 200 word essay on "Why You Should Be Allowed to Read Starman."<BR/><BR/>DC's Starman Access Committee will inform you sometime over the next six months whether your Petition to Be Allowed to Read the Starman Archive has been approved.Scipiohttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16217376618860561999noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11737441.post-1121498028466618662005-07-16T02:13:00.000-05:002005-07-16T02:13:00.000-05:00DC should hire you as a marketing guy because your...DC should hire you as a marketing guy because your actually making me consider buying the Starman Archives.Hate Filled Posterhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00965492342916144479noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11737441.post-1121481379717095472005-07-15T21:36:00.000-05:002005-07-15T21:36:00.000-05:00He expositionsin haiku while fighting crimewith hi...He expositions<BR/>in haiku while fighting crime<BR/>with his cosmic rod.<BR/><BR/><BR/>I'm convinced; most people don't even DESERVE to read the undimmable glory that is Starman.Scipiohttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16217376618860561999noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11737441.post-1121477779192917002005-07-15T20:36:00.000-05:002005-07-15T20:36:00.000-05:00Actually, now that I think about it, it only needs...Actually, now that I think about it, it only needs a bit of tweaking in the middle line to be a haiku:<BR/><BR/><I>a concealed doorway<BR/>underneath the mountainside<BR/>an ideal hangout</I><BR/><BR/>It even has the obligatory nature image.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-11737441.post-1121477255442544252005-07-15T20:27:00.000-05:002005-07-15T20:27:00.000-05:00That's very close to being a haiku.That's very close to being a haiku.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.com