Sunday, July 31, 2005

It's Official!

The results of our poll on, "What's your favorite criticism of Hal?"

Hal's snitty. 3%
Hal's a sexist pig. 21%
Hal's a jackass. 34%
Hal's a windbag. 5%
Hal is sketchy. 5%
Hal's a goober. 13%
Hal's a whiny slacker. 11%
Hal's a moron. 8%Notice ... the smart ones (Batman and The Martian Manhunter) aren't particularly surprised.


Bat-Mac said...


Hal is a loser. Kyle is the real Green Lantern and always will be. I will never forgive him for destroying Coast City, however many bugs were living in his thick head, and no one else should either.

If Batman hates him, it must be true.

Anonymous said...

Absolutely! Only a jackass would forgive Hal for destroying Coast City!

..Oh, wait, he didn't.

But we all know Batman is never a jackass.


Bat-Mac said...

Aaargh. How annoying. Hal's jackassery has made me so angry I wrote "detroying Coast City" instead of "trying to remake the universe in his goober-like image".

Batman is merely misunderstood. It's a man's game and if the other "heroes" can't hack the pace, that's their problem.

Commander Xero said...

Are Flash and Manhunter on their knees? What's going on here?

Scipio said...

They are sitting; the others are standing.

N said...

Superman's supposed to have the best reflexes and a Super-brain, but of them all, he looks the most Totally Baffled.

Scipio said...