Let's see what choicy quotes from Batman await us within The Dark Knight Archives Volume 2 ...
"Now to crack a couple of nuts!"
The Golden Age Batman did not fight nice.
"I--I--I think I'm going to be a sissy and faint, Doc--sorry!"
Oh, Batman you're a sissy, but you're a polite sissy, and we love you for it.
"I've got money, good looks..."
And modesty, Bruce. Don't forget modesty.
"Next time I'll drive your head down so far you'll be able to chew on your shoes!"
Batman can also tell a pretty mean "yo' mama" joke, so don't sass him.
"I'm coming up there to get you! I'm walking up the steps now!"
An urban guerilla like Batman knows the value of the element of surprise.
"Let's borrow this car!"
Borrow? Borrow!? Face it, people, Batman's a crook.
"It's easy for anybody to put on a Batman costume and throw suspicion on me!"
Shut up, Batman, we saw you take the car.
"Now, Mr. Murder, let's see who--"
I guess he'll catch up with Mr. Mugger and Mr. Burglar later.
"C'mon, Robin, we've got a date with the Joker."
*Shudder*.
4 comments:
""Now, Mr. Murder, let's see who--"
I guess he'll catch up with Mr. Mugger and Mr. Burglar later."
Yeah, it seems like after the Riddler debuted, the criminals of Gotham just got a lot less creative.
I guess he'll catch up with Mr. Mugger and Mr. Burglar later.
Actually, it would be more like Mr Mugging and Mr Burgle.
"I'm coming up there to get you! I'm walking up the steps now!"
I kind of read the first part of this like a rap lyric. Like in "Mama Said Knock You Out."
"I'm coming up there to get you! I'm walking up the steps now!"
hahahahahahahaha.
Car Photography is off the hook at this site.
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