Sunday, March 30, 2008

"You Got Chocolate in My Peanut Butter...!"

This isn't usually my style, but I saw this panel on the DC boards recently and simply could not resist.

FAN PIC* contest

I don't have the heart to redialog this panel.

But I'm betting YOU do.

*The improvisation of amusing dialog or narration based on an out-of-context comic book panel, usually ribald in nature.


Baal said...

"This is in the Kama Sutra?"

"Page 37."

Hovy said...

"Do you own a 'fridge?"

"Yeah, why?"

Allan said...

So much fun, there has to be more than one!

"When I woke up today I never suspected I would be on the receiving end of a Hal Jordan wedgie."

"That's funny, because I totally saw this coming."


"Are you sure you and Oliver do this all the time?"

"Yes. Sometimes Dinah watches."


"You know, I bet that out of context this probably looks pretty gay."

"Really? Why would you say that?"


"Told you I could lift you off the ground using only my buttcheeks."

"Okay, okay. Put me down and I'll give you your five bucks."

Anonymous said...

"In brightest day, in blackest night..."


naladahc said...

"Peter North?!?!?! You're not Hal Jordan!!!"

"Call me Matt Ramsey."


Am I mistaken or is that drawn by Phil Jimenez? It would add a whole new level of meaning to me if it is.

SallyP said...

Hee hee! one of my favorite pictures. I love seeing Kyle use his greatest asset.

Thanks, Scipio!

Scipio said...

"You really aren't superpowerless from the waist down!"

"They don't call me 'Highball' for nothing, kid!"

Gustavo said...

"Kama Sutra, it is then!"

"Katma Tui, Kyle, Katma Tui!"

Dogwelder said...

"Damn it! I really thought Dr Polaris was going legit when he sent us those boxers as a peace offering!"



"Are you sure this is ok with the Guardians?"

"Don't ask, don't tell, pal!"

Anonymous said...

"Is it okay if I call you Terry?"

"Okay. Mind if I call you Kairo?"

Anonymous said...

"Pardon my prostate!"

"What a tight... grip you have."

jocutus said...

Kyle: "This situation calls for us to merge our powers! UH! Quickly, Hal! Merge! OH! UH!"

Hal: "Right Kyle! OH!UH! It's like wearing TWO power rings at once! OHHHH! FEEL THE POWER!!!
Hey, what's everyone staring at?"

GL2814E said...

"Hal I thought you were going to take me flying?"

"Trust me kid, you will be."

Scipio said...

"Kairo"; heh.

Mike Loughlin said...

Kyle: Hah! I'm wearing yellow underwear!

Hal: Curses!

Sea_of_Green said...

"Be careful trying this in Zero G, kid, or you'll probably end up embedded in an asteroid somewhere."

Mikelibrarian said...

Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow!

Quit bellyaching kid. I was "initiated" into the Corps by Kilowog.

Anonymous said...

"So this what "Congress of the Cow" looks like."

"Please don't make the big green fist right now."

"I swear you said Simon Says."

Kyle: "You said this was Ollie's inspriation for the Exploding arrow? I just don't see it."

Hal: "Wait for kid. Wait for it"


totaltoyz said...

Kyle: "I thought you said you were going to probe Uranus with your power beam!"

Hal: "That pun is too bad even for the Absorbascon."

MrCynical said...

Not so good with the dialogue, but here's caption

Anonymous said...

you owe me a keyboard.

ARDINGER said...

"You got peanut butter on my chocolate!"

"You got chocolate in my peanut butter!"

Really, what else could they be saying?