No haiku here, but I just saw the cover to JLA #10 online. Dear God.
I know Power Girl's mammalia have traditionally been drawn superhumanly large, but that is just outrageous. I'm guessing this artist didn't date much in high school.
Oh..... Steven, I totally missed that about Bart.....
So the mission wasn't about Barry of Wally, it was about Bart. Bart's spirit/soul/animating intelligence didn't move to the great beyond, it was secured in the lightning rod Brainy holds on the last page.
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Is that Bart you've got
In your rod, or are you just
Happy to see me?
Still day, lightning flash.
Crossovers with the Legion
Don't make any sense.
Ultra Humanite,
Per Degaton, Despero
big tease, never used
No haiku here, but I just saw the cover to JLA #10 online. Dear God.
I know Power Girl's mammalia have traditionally been drawn superhumanly large, but that is just outrageous. I'm guessing this artist didn't date much in high school.
Barry's still not back,
Derailed Bart in the process,
Why did we bother?
continuity
can make my brain as'plode
like akira ouch!
I have a square head
and I have very small eyes.
Benes drew my face.
Hey, Brainiac 5.
Stop pointing that rod at me.
The Flash may go off!
Did you know cheetahs
run as fast as Jay Garrick?
Only in Brad's brain.
This crossover proves
Dale Eaglesham deserves more
Work than Ed Benes
Oh, well, whatever
Because the Legion is good
And more is better
That may be Bart in
There, but that rod is not as
Cool as starman's was.
Ten issues and two
major team ups. Remind me,
please, why I should care.
Oh..... Steven, I totally missed that about Bart.....
So the mission wasn't about Barry of Wally, it was about Bart. Bart's spirit/soul/animating intelligence didn't move to the great beyond, it was secured in the lightning rod Brainy holds on the last page.
Interesting, (hopefully)
Bart in the rod.... hmmmm... interesting...
If I remember right
Bart Allen would be the last speedster any legion would use
dammit I tried but haikus dont work for me
I could never see Brainiac 5 depending on Bart Allen as the sole hope of anything, especially hes anything like post Zero Hour Brainy.
Lightning Saga sucked
But at least we got Wildfire
For me, that's something.
The Lightning Saga:
So bad, Millennium looks
like... nah, it's still crap.
I don't care who you've
fought, sweetie, you've never fought
Brainiac 5. --Dreamy
The brand new product
That's sweeping the Multiverse:
It's - FLASH ON A STICK!
(OK, technically, it's Flash in a stick, but this is marketing, people!)
Ahem:
Trials of Shazam
Trade paperback volume 1?!
Nothing's happened yet!
Sorry Christa, I just used Bart because Barry was one syllable too many.
Spoilers for Sinestro Corps:
The Sinestro Corps?
Superboy Prime. Not scared yet?
ANTIMONITOR.
They had me at Despotellis...
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