Thursday, October 26, 2006

Mama Spank

Far be it for me to be distressed at any non-violative reason that someone visits this blog. However...!

I'm now officially sick of the whole "oo, superheroes doing/threatening spankings!" thing. The image that people are looking for that leads them here is one I posted of Bruce Wayne gleefully spanking Dick Grayson (and NO I will not provide a link). And if I see someone coo about that damned Batman "papa spank" panel one more time... ! C'mon, people; you know it's tired once it's been in Wizard.

But, ever constructive, I shall, instead of just carping, give you all something ELSE to think about.
Here. Let me make that even clearer for you.

Happy now?


SallyP said...

Well, it is a nice change for someone OTHER than Wonder Woman getting tied up, so thank you.

Queer Legion (QL) said...

Careful, for I fear you may insight yet another craze with this panel. Not with "Mama spank" mind you, but with your depiction of a character in bondage, smoking a pipe!!

Lord knows I can never see enough panels combining B&D imagery with pipe smoking!!

I have no doubt it's all part of your world-wide domination plan using The Absorbascon.

Evan Waters said...

"No, Wonder Woman, please don't spank me! Sure, I've been a very naughty boy, and I need to be punished, but please don't lay into me with those strong, soft hands of justice!"

David said...

The punctuation leaves a mystery:

quiet /
little man-
mama spank!


quiet /
little man-mama

Really, is the verb "spank" transitive or imperative? This is truly the question for the ages.

Jon the Intergalactic Gladiator said...

I think WW's a few words shy of a complete sentence there.

Anonymous said...

The punctuation leaves a mystery:

Maybe this will lead to a new Absorbascon feature. If you liked Haikuesday, you'll love Diamanthursday!

Chance said...

Happy now?

No, more like disturbed.

Ragnell said...

Good heavens, Sally, have you read any of the WW Archives? Everybody gets tied up!

Diana's special because she's the only one who manages to break free on her own.

SallyP said...

Yeah, Ragnell, but it's a GUY getting tied up...and he's smoking a pipe, which is a leeetle on the bizarre side.
On the other hand, she has tied GUY up a few times...and a good time was had by all. *snerk*