The Case of the Super-Voyeurs!

So, since the A-list of the Justice Leaguers are hyper-competent --

well, most of them, anyway--

it probably leaves them with lots of time on their hands, just sitting around the Secret Sanctuary, waiting for the Trouble Alert or Wonder Woman's next scheduled lesson on Parliamentary procedure.

What do you think they do to pass the time away? Answer:

Watch Hal Jordan get his ass kicked.

• "Why doesn't Green Lantern use his emergency signal? Then we'd all go to help him."
• "Because he's a man, Kal!"
• "Because he's an idiot."
• "Because he's vain."
• "That's what I said..."
• "Don't start, princess."
• "Oh, I think there's nothing wrong with him that wouldn't be cured by a bit of sweet, sweet octopus love."
• "I concur wholeheartedly, Arthur."
• "What in Rao's name are you two freaks jabbering about? Shut up and let me what he..."

• "Yikes. Perhaps you two have a point. It's really not decent of me to watch Hal's sordid tete a tete this way. But I'd better continue. In case... in case he needs help."
• "That the excuse you use for spying on Lois, too, isn't it?"
• "Don't start, human."
• "What's happening?"
• "I ... I think he's getting his ass kicked by a wall-walker and a mood ring."
• "I told you we shouldn't have let him become a toy salesman!"
• "I think anything that keeps him conscious benefits us all."
• "That's funny, I was about to say the opposite..."

• "Oh, c'mon, guys; it's not that bad. I think he's just fooling around. It's not like he's really into the bondage thing."
• "Was that a crack?"
• "You would know."
• "I'll deal with you later, human."
• "Be fair, guys. It's not like it's really getting him all hot and bothered..."

• "Oh, Rao, it burns my super-eyes...!"

Well, we all know how the real Leaguers think. But what do you think Snapper Carr's take on all this is?