Just because I think it's a terrible idea in "real life",
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Naturally, I had Jim perform the ceremony. Armed. |
doesn't mean I don't think it's fun in fan-fic!
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Mild-mannered, Clark sat in the back. On the floor. |
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"You may now--oh. son, I'm her dad, so no tongues, oka--ugh. BRUCE. Take my revolver. NOW. ... I don't care, BRUCE, put on GLOVES to touch it, then." |
You can only have so many guests but I tried to include the right ones.
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"Let's see; Kryptonite for Clark and Connor, of course; a blowfish for Garth, some blow for Roy, shiny object for Wally; and Kate said she had a way to incapacitate the Parker kid. I am glad I had time to prepare for the Reception." |
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"If she'd have let me use my tactile kinesis even ONCE, it would have been me." |
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"Every hero deserves a heroine! I know that's what I deserve." |
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"What a lucky guy." |
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"Chicken. I specifically checked and underlined CHICKEN as my entré choice at the Reception. If Dick SWITCHED it to fish, I'll gut him, groom or not." |
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"I guess it makes sense that Dick, always the best of us, would be the first to get married and to the best of gals, whereas I, always an also-ran and horn-dog like my mentor, will be a bachelor forever. ... Bruce's cousin is hot as fire." |
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"I really wish they'd have let me hire Jimmy to do the photography. The fire and goat stampede at my wedding really wasn't his fault." |
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"It's okay that they don't call you Ch'Al Andar. Do not hold their fondness for your earlier self against them. Do not lose patience. Do. Not. Lose. Patience." |
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"No, Clark, you may not 'spin platters'. I have a green rock in my lead-lined pocket and I'm not afraid to use it." |
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"But Dinah--" "It's YOUR FAULT we weren't invited, Ollie, so you'll STAY on the dining room table until I hear that the Reception is OVER." |
2 comments:
Wally'c comment about Bruce's cousin made me LOL out loud!
He's vowed to Tap That.
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