My Sims versions of Diana Prince and Steve Trevor decided to (finally) get married over the holiday.
At least, in theory.
|"THIS is why we don't get invited to more weddings, OLLIE!"|
"WE'RE TRAPPED ON AN ISLAND, AIIYEE, I MUST ESCAPE!"
Most guests other than Ollie had the decency to stay in their seats and observe the ceremony.
|Well. Stay in their seats, at least. |
Sector 2614's pretty exhausting, you know.
Diana didn't entirely understand some of our wedding traditions, but she tried, bless her heart.
|"HAH! Throw as hard as you will, such tiny grains will not stop an Amazon from completing her physical regimen!"|
Likewise, Steve had some trouble with some Themysciran traditions.
|"HOLA! You think to survive our wedding night with just THOSE fighting techniques and a Y chromosome, man-warrior?!"|
Etta Candy seemed to have misinterpreted "festive attire" on the invitation.
|"OH! ETTA! You're ... your hairdo is lovely."|
|I guess some women appreciate a stiff upper lip.|
|“I too am aware of baseball, HalJordan and fellow Leaguers! I once employed some of my lesser used powers to alter the outcome of a Flamingos game!”|
"Great Guardians, when did YOU arrive, J’onn?”
“He’s been invisible.”
“He’s been there the whole time.”
“Gee, thanks for telling us, Super-Peepers and World’s Greatest Detective.”
“Well, actually, Hal, if you just observed the indentation in the seat cushion—“
“Shut up, Barry.”
“I’m REALLY glad Dinah and I got to come to THIS wedding!"
|"Well, René, as long as we're talking about women in the military at THE WEDDING OF THE GREATEST WARRIOR YOU KNOW, let ME give you MY thoughts..."|
|Lois got stuck at The Bride's Table with the Bride's Gay Brother but was clearly more interested in WWIII about to break about over at The Groom's Table.|
"Thassit, Lo-lo; I have HAD it with that woman! She's the reason nobody invites Oliver to weddings."
"Thank you for the vacuum cleaner, Jason; I'm sure Steve will get a lot of use out of it!"
|I only wish Ching had been there to see.|
So to speak.
|"BATCOMPUTER, ACCESS IRIS WEST FILE AND ACTIVATE CONTINGENCY PROTOCOL "THAWNE-SPAWN".|
Photo courtesy of Barry Allen.