I FOOLED YOU.*
So clever am I, like the amazing Killer Moth! Is it not glorious? If you were real Killer Moths fans, you would have seen through my ruse. But you are not real Killer Moth fans; almost no one is! And for that the punishment is: KILLER MOTH WEEK II.
Yes, it's a madcap melange that's not to be missed. Milk; chess; cavemen; giant blacklight bulbs; pre-Incan idolatry. This one has it all, folks.
*Actually, one of you was not fooled. Kudos unto him.