You know who'll cap your *** without batting an eyelash?
O.G. Aquaman, that's who. Golden Age Aquaman would just as soon kill you as look at you.
In their fifth stories,
saves a train from a faltering bridge and townspeople from a faltering dam.
fights an even larger gorilla.
saves an American submarine twice and destroys a Nazi one.
saves a millionaire's life,
befriends a senator,
becomes a millionaire himself in order to solve a case,
saves the senator's daughter's life
exposes corruption in the shipping industry.
travels at the speed of light,
goes to outer space,
circumnavigate the moon,
defeats Mr. Element,
and gets chewed out by Iris West.
defeats an empty uniform worn by the imaginary friend of an overworked scientist.
In their fourth stories,
exposes gambling corruption in college football.
snaps a man's neck with his foot.
punches his way out of decompression chamber death-trap to save a boy's life by raising an entire freighter off the seafloor, while exposing corruption in the salvage business.
captures the terrorists Le Chat Noir in Paris and El Claw in Cairo,
re-builds the Great Pyramid,
saves some hikers from an avalanche on Mt. Everest,
does a panel homage to the Great Wave Off Kanagawa by Katsushika Hokusai (1831),
defeats a pirate sub in the Pacific,
goes around the world in 80 minutes and
still makes his date with Iris in time.
scares off some birds.
In their third stories,
drags of bunch of rich a-holes down into the mines they own to convince them to improve conditions for the workers.
starts a fire, then stands and watches a foe burn to death in it, while posing dramatically.
saves Steve Trevor,
meets and befriends her sidekick, Etta Candy, and the Holliday Girls
joins a college marching band,
saves Steve Trevor again, and
meets and defeats her first supervillain, Dr. Poison.
kills a shark with a conch shell and saves the entire nation of Pearl Island from pirates.
defeats his first named supervillain, Captain Cold.
defeats a bald scientist who has a battering ram and
sexually harasses his boss.
In their second stories,
stops a war in the South American country of San Monte single-handedly.
brings Steve Trevor back to Patriarch's World in her Invisible Plane
acquires a secret identity,
makes a bunch of money with a one-woman show,
saves Steve Trevor's life two more times,
uncovers and destroys an enemy chemical base.
sinks a pirate ship with its own torpedo.
saves a child's ring from a sewer,
defeats criminal conjurer "The Brain" three times, and
gets demeaned by Iris West, all before dinner.
gets hit in the head with the Yellow Lamp.
In their first stories...
survives the destruction of his homeworld,
comes to earth,
gets compared to a grasshopper,
saves an innocent woman from the electric chair,
goes on a date with Lois Lane,
smashes a bad guy's car,
kicks a wifebeater's ***,
saves Lois's life,
goes to Washington DC on a work assignment and exposes corruption by threatening to drop a warmongering lobbyist from the Capitol Dome.
saves Steve Trevor's life and defeats her entire nation of warriors in an Olympic contest to become Wonder Woman (which comes with a lovely costume).
sinks an enemy submarine by punching it once with his fist.
pioneers the multiverse over a carton of milk,
survives getting struck by lighting,
saves Iris West from an assassin's bullet,
invents his compressible Flash costume stored in his ring,
defeats the Turtle,
and becomes a famous hero in Central City.
lifts a rock.