With four replacements -- Supergirl (the search for whom is a plot point), Superwoman (now revealed to, somehow, be Lois Lane), pre52 Superman (Superdaddy?), and "New Superman", the Chinese guy who gets some of Superman's powers -- DC is clearly echoing the "Reign of the Four Supermen" that followed "The Death of Superman" in 1993. And pretty cleverly, I think. Whereas in 1993, Superman was replaced by four men (okay, actually ONE man, one boy half-clone, one cyborg half clone, and one...well, whatever the heck The Eradicator was supposed to be), now in 2016, he'll be succeeded by two men (an adult and a YA) and two women (an adult and a YA).
But this section from Vaneta Roger's coverage at Newsarama reminds me of a different old Superman Story:
In Superman #51, readers were shown a character in China named Dr. Omen, who was hacking into the Fortress of Solitude. (Apparently, there was a compromise created by the fusion of the Justice League and Stormwatch operational bases, or maybe it was because of Vandal Savage.) Superman's system booted Dr. Omen's system out, but not before she apparently got enough info to do whatever it is she was trying to do.
She then refers to a figure who's in some type of stasis chamber, "Your time to shine has come. All my dreams are on their way."
Then in Batman/Superman #31, "New 52" Superman is talking to Batman when they're both attacked suddenly by the "Four Pillars," the "embodiment of the Chinese zodiac." One of the creatures draws blood from Superman with a claw, then teleports away.
It's all very mysterious. But it's probably related to the upcoming new title, New Super-Man, which launches in July and stars a Superman in Chinese culture who has been "infused" with Superman's powers.
Tomasi acknowledged that the New Super-Man is related to what's happening in China in "Final Days." "Everything out of Superman #51, from the China stuff to… these are all threads that are all now tying together, right into all the Superman books coming out of Rebirth," he said.
So is that in-stasis figure the new Chinese Superman? And what does Dr. Omen have to do with it? And how does he get infused with Superman's powers?
Interesting. A reasonable plot development. A foreign power (or just someone in one) tries to 'bottle' some of Superman's body so as to copy it.
But I can't help be reminded of:
THE SINO-SUPERMEN!
In the late 1970s, DC Comics was -- much like now-- all about the Bat-family. DC liked extended dynasties generally (e.g. "The Superman Family", "The Shazam Family"); but they were particularly fond of the Bat-family. That's what gave us stuff like The Joker's Daughter:
Gods help me. I still love that storyline, I just can't help it, no matter how stupid it was.
It was in this period that Batgirl discovered she had a previously unknown brother, Tony Gordon.
And that pornstaches, big rimmed glasses, and an air of presumptive authority are genetic.
Anyway, he was being held captive by the Chinese communist government for balloon-spying (because comics just love balloons). He was rescued/escaped and got a new identity as a tour guide at the Smithsonian Air & Space Museum, where he runs into his sister when Captain Aero--oh, never mind, it's too stupid to explain.
The point is, eventually, she discovers his existence and as a result faces off against ersatz Chinese communist supersoldiers called; THE SINO-SUPERMAN.
They were genetically altered to duplicate the powers of certain Justice Leaguers, giving us female Flash, cinch-belt Green Lantern, fabulous pillbox hat Firestorm.
I can't imagine how this process helped make a Green Lantern.
Maybe instead of a power ring he just had an impervious skull.
And of course... a Chinese Superman.
Best thing about the Sino-Superman? LOTS OF BIG BARE MUSCLE CHINESE THIGHS, poised to crush my decadent capitalist hegemony.
Uh, I mean....OUR decadent capitalist hegemony.
Anyway, the zapping process by which these people with superpowers was (of course) unstable, so as soon as they had used their powers once or twice...
they exploded.
Fortunately, they didn't care. Because they were Chinese, after all. Dulce et decorum est, you know. I mean, who wouldn't want to undergo a fatal procedure for a panel or two of superpowers, only to be kicked to an explosive death by an American congresswoman in high-heeled yellow boots?
The idea of a Chinese (semi-)Superman is certainly engaging. But there are parts of this new storyline (like the ethnically themed Chinese Zodiac attack squad, the insidious Chinese scientist, etc.) that I find just too uncomfortable reminiscent of the Sino-Superman storyline, which its emphasis of Asian governments trying to steal and make poor copies of American technology (in this case, superheroes).
I am eager to read about this New Superman. I just hope their keep him far away from Batgirl (and her boots).
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I was just thinking about Tony Gordon the other day, about how they should bring him back as the older brother of Barbara and James Jr. And about how he picked on James Jr. mercilessly! And then when adult James Jr. gets out of hand and kills 20 or 30 people (again!), they bring Tony back to bully James Jr. into submission with wedgies, Indian burns and making him drink urine while telling him it's lemonade.
Also ... YEAH! The Joker's Daughter was AWESOME!
But was it really a stupid storyline? Really? I have always generally considered it beyond such bourgeois labels. Like the one where the Bizarros have a baby and Supergirl has to raise it at the Fortress of Solitude and the baby accidentally creates a Bizarro-Supergirl and the Bizarros are about to invade Earth and Bizarro-Supergirl suffers the saddest death in all comic book history.
You know ... beyond such trite considerations as "stupid" or "dumb" or "incoherent."
The Sino-Supermen being particularly annoyed that America had ripped off their technology to create Firestorm in their opinion made the idea more palatable to me.
Granted, I was a kid when I read it, I agree that Batman Family was probably one of the highlights of the era. Even with stories that were often nonsensical and insane, the writing was even and the characters generally seemed to behave competent and heroic. The Sino-Supermen were a good example of that, making exploding foreign ersatz JLAers seem like a reasonable idea at the time.
And yeah, the new Super-Man book (and the diversity in Superman-replacements) is a great step. I could complain that DC still can't seem to help but remind us that the real hero is a white dude, but they're trying to grow organically, credit where credit is due...
After seeing brother Tony, I reckon Barbara must have spent a fortune on depilatories.
I thought you disliked Reign of the Supermen.
?...
I don't think I said otherwise in this post!
Won't Lex also be considered a Superman?
Now I want to go and watch Galaxy Quest. Again.
This idea only works if two of the new Supermen have at it like the Eradicator vs Steel fight. Shit was classic. Sometimes, the Right of Might simply can't beat the Might of Right.
"I still love that storyline, I just can't help it, no matter how stupid it was."
Well, feel free to discuss it at length some time. :-)
Why chinese green lantern wears a dress? That's jus weird.
Also Barbara is looking very good rawr!
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