Wednesday, July 02, 2008

It's a Cover Up!

So, according to Ted Long, what is the next in


Well, having established his credentials and good faith, Ted was advising us on make-up strategy.

Ted's clients have included Batman, Robert Beltran, and George C. Scott.

I learned this one the hard way. Tried to cover Roy's bloodstains on the carpet with concealer. Even the DC cops figured that one out. Thank goodness for nullification votes.

Remember, covering up is for the pros in the studios-- especially those working with Barbara Walters. Makeup is making the best of highlights and shadows (or simply staying out of the former and in the latter, if you're Barbara Walters)...

Never use soap. Never. It could clog your pores resulting in pimples and blackheads.

What to use instead of soap? There are many options.

A strigil.

Hydrochloric acid.

Remember, teens; scar tissue is immune to acne!

Sometimes this is easier said than done!

But the most important thing to remember is:



Guys' Guy said...

Okay...if you can not use soap directly on your face or a face cloth...I guess that really does cover never use soap.

And can we say for sure he really is talking about moisturizer when he says to allow a few minutes for it to penetrate? Because I now a few other things that are good for the skin that's not mentioned here...and it may not make me look fabulous...but I sure feel that way :) LOL

Sorry didn't mean to go there when I started this...okay I'll shut up now...

Gus Casals said...

I wonder if the DC universe MAC and Lancome have alien skin tones in their palettes.
Starfire WAS a model, after all.

Fortunate are the aliens who can shapeshift their pimples into beauty marks...

Guys' Guy said...

Oh...that's a thought

MAC: Beauty for those from the stars!

Catchy slogan, no?

SallyP said...

Oh God, I'm laughing so hard that the dogs are staring at me in consterntion. A strigil. A STRIGIL!

So very very perfect.

Of course we all know not to use soap. Mommy spit is the best for removing smudges.