Monday, September 29, 2008

Why Magnus is Better than You at Work

I mean, really; what did YOU accomplish today?

Plus, he's more modest about it.


Guys' Guy said...

Modest? Really? I think he knows that little line "and you helped" is going to get him a little action. LOL :)

Sleestak said...

Way to subjugate your sentient creations, Magnus!

Sea-of-Green said...

I wish Magnus was here right now to do my job for me -- as long as I still get credit for it, that is. ;-)

Anonymous said...

I watched a hilariously inept 1980s Canadian horror movie about a weird kid who talks to his teddy bear and pushes all of the people who are mean to him into a hole filled with prehistoric apes.

No, really, that's what I did. And I'll take that over enslaving the poor robots in one stupid space sector any day of the week.

Night shifts are awesome.

SallyP said...

Hah! He's not only "Magnus", he's Magnanimous!

Really, I just kill me sometimes.

Anonymous said...

what did YOU accomplish today?

At work, not much. After work, I played outside with my kids. Tired though I was I gave them my time and what little energy I had left, letting them know that they are important and are loved. It's more than my dad ever did.

Harvey Jerkwater said...

Magnus turned the robots of a sector back into the servants of man in one day.


That took me a week. And I had to wear Doc Martens, not those cool-ass white go-go boots of his.

Yeah, Magnus wins. Again.

Scipio said...


Did you remember to make your secretary think she was crucial to your success...?