Why Magnus is Better than Joe Quesada

Because Magnus knows how to handle Marvel characters.

Why Magnus is Better than My Boyfriend

Because Magnus isn't afraid to admit he colors his hair.

Why Magnus is Better than Major Timbuc, Too

Because Magnus would never let Christian Siriano dress him.

Why Magnus is Better than Chuck Palahniuk

Because Magnus inspires gay youth to accept themselves and to allow their hairdos to exceed the boundaries of their panel layout.

Why Magnus is Better than My Cabbie from the Airport

Because Magnus knows better than to trust his vehicle to a Romanian spare parts company.

Why Magnus is Better than My Old Boyfriend(s)

Because Magnus isn't threatened by the occasional use of props, toys, and scenarios.

Why Magnus is Better than Joon Rhee

Because Magnus can karate-chop a steel board while wearing nothing but a pink pillowcase.


And make it look good.

Why Magnus is Better than the Guys at Remington's

Because Magnus manages to catch the last Metro home even while wearing his cowboy boots.

Why Magnus is Better than my Ninth Grade History Teacher

Because Magnus knows how to really embarrass you when you're late.

Why Magnus is Better than Senator McCain

Because knew not to get involved in Iraq.

Why Magnus is Better than Any of my Nephews

Because Magnus isn't embarrassed to pick up his crazy gay uncle at the hairdresser's.

Why Magnus is Better than Scipio

Because even Magnus is impressed by how good he is.

Why Magnus is Better than Wally Wood

Because Magnus defies conventional panel layout.


As does his hair.

Why Magnus is Better than You at Work

I mean, really; what did YOU accomplish today?

Plus, he's more modest about it.

Why Magnus is Better than David Duchovny

Because he's so tough that mere humans will not satisfy his B&D/S&M desires, and he must program robots who know how he likes it.

Why Magnus is Better than the Majority of Americans

Because Magnus was not fooled by the Bush Administration.

Why Magnus is Better than You, Fanboy

Because, unlike you, Magnus is not afraid to wear his Saturn Girl costume on the way to ComicCon.

Why Magnus is Better than Brad Meltzer

Because Magnus invented square, color-coordinated speech. Seven years before Meltzer was even born. And coordinated it with his eyes.