|And that's from people whose rogues gallery is nothing but guys in monster masks.|
The CW solved this by just rummaging through DC's bin of bargain villains dented by Batman. But you can't do that as easily in Heroclix where Batman villains literally have a sign on them that says "Batman Enemy". So when you want to expand GA's roster of foes, you switch from bargain-hunting to dumpster diving, which brings us to:
THE RED DEVILS OF GAYLAND
|Some people need their asses kicked to get them to Gayland.|
Never seen anyone run OUT of Gayland, before, though.
Must have realized they were wearing white socks with suits.
It begins with a series of "Final Destination" style deaths at the local eponymous amusement park.
|PLEASE tell me that's George Beecham's fedora beside him in that pool. |
No self-respecting man would be murdered from a great height without his fedora.
Fortunately, Ollie Queen and his Boy Quiver are in Ollie's bedroom, which is within eyesight distance of Gayland. So to speak.
|Try not to think about why Red Vest isn't wearing shoes |
and what Ollie is getting dressed FROM.
|Try not to think about what happens when that lands |
or what "Green Arrow is needed" means.
Grabbing his Gayland-peeping binoculars, Ollie sees: a hung man!
|Well, of course, he's hung, honey; it's Gayland.|
Oh, sorry, I mean to say "hanged".
|Ollie's blond hair dye to arrive...?|
Commissioner Nameless gives Ollie a free hand. So to speak.
|Translation: My officers are afraid to enter Gayland, |
but you and the boy seem to be dressed for it already.
|"That'll never happen again, Number One."|
TOMORROW: Speedy ejaculates Green Arrow into an open window.