Friday, May 12, 2017

Scooby Dooing It Right

I have gone on record more than once with my admiration for writer Sholly Fisch.  But it can't be overstated.

Unquestionably, the best DC book you're not reading right now is Sholly Fisch's Scooby-Doo Team Up.

That's intrinsically astonishingly.  There are few intellectual properties in current American culture stupider than Scooby-Doo & Co.  Even at five when I first saw it, I could tell it was stupid. There are no real mysteries and even for a cartoon it's unrelentingly formulaic.  It's really more an anti-intellectual property.  I am not a fan of Scooby-Doo.

I am, however, a HUGE fan of Scooby-Doo Team Up and that's solely because author Sholly Fisch is an unrelenting genius. Not only does Fisch lampshade EVERYthing wrong with Scooby Doo from all angles, he uses Scooby-Doo as flashlight to shine a light on every foible of the entire DC Universe. Here's a mere handful of examples from its fifty issues....

Flawlessly classic Phantom Stranger transquartomuralistic prologue...

...mercilessly punctured by the Scooby Gang.

Mystery Inc. teams up with Batman and Robin to take down the Spook and False Face, who are discovered to be the manufacturers of all the monster disguises the Scooby villains wear.  It starts with a casual mention of when they all met...

...45 years ago on "The New Scooby-Doo Movies" in 1972.

While helping Green Arrow and Green Lantern fight PsychoPirate, Fisch's Scooby Gang hit the target repeatedly on CW's Arrow, 

hard-travelling heroes humor, 

and Green Arrow's rogues gallery as a collection of Batman castoffs.

Ollie has a reply, but you'll have to go find it for yourself.

At one point, the Specter has to take over Scooby Doo to confront Tamarak...

but not even Spectre-Doo can overcome the dog's speech defect.

The examples are nearly endless.  In Atlantis with Aquaman, for example, Fred has to be repeatedly reminded not to pull off the bad guys' masks (as he traditionally does) because they'll drown.  

When they visit the Flinstones, Fisch doesn't have to make a Italian opera joke, especially since almost no one will get it.  
But he does anyway.

Why, I could do an entire post of nothing but Scooby-Doo's other conversations with the various dogs of the DCU:

I'll leave it to you to discover Scooby's interactions with Ace the Bat-Hound and the Canine Space Patrol Agents yourself.

The Scooby Gang's act is honed to such predictability that Fisch is able to use it expertly as a scalpel to dissect the DCU (in a loving way).  What's more, the stories are good AS STORIES not merely as comedy/satire.  Fisch never lets schtick distract from the need for character and plot (although the tastiness of the Fisch-schtick is delicious!).

Johnny Quest & Co, The Jetsons, Flash, The Flintstones, Superman, Batman & Robin, Green Arrow & Green Lantern, The Martian Manhunter, Aquaman, Wonder Woman, The Spectre, Deadman, The Phantom Stranger, Secret Squirrel, Batgirl, Hawkman and Hawkgirl, The Teen Titans, The Super-Friends, Bat-Mite, The Shazam Family... 

and Scooby-Doo.  

Do your soul favor and buy the collected editions online or at the store today.

Wednesday, May 10, 2017

Zoning Notice to Bilquis Evely

I do not know you, Bilquis Evely. I do not know whether you are male or female. Or how old you are.  Or where you grew up or live now. Or what else you have drawn. Or how long you have been working for DC Comics.  But I'll tell you what I do know...

If you have ever been to Washington DC, you weren't paying enough attention.

There are no buildings in DC with more than 15 floors.

Not even on Earth-1.