Wednesday, August 03, 2005
The Vurm Re-Turns!
Surely you remember Starman's monocled enemy, the Infuriated Vurm?
He's back and badder than ever, with a deadly new arsenal that includes
Directional Wave-Length Perfection!
The Giant Televiso-Screen!
Metropolitan Quake Projection!
Villains, even Starman's, can be so silly sometimes! Dude ... it's 1940 and you just invented
Satellite dish broadcasting!
Wide-screen flat-panel HDTV!
Reality television shows and the Weather Channel!
Forget the scheming, Vurm, just file the dang patents and become an overnight trillionaire communications/entertainment mogul. Then get to work on the remote, because you're going to sprain your neck using that plunger lever to operate the teevee, which is obviously on the wrong wall...