Friday, August 12, 2005

Annataz yalp lliw ohw?


By general public acclaim, Jason Lewis is selected to play Aquaman in

"Vibe! The Movie, Meng".

Well! He'll look good wet, that's for sure.


That leaves only two principals, by my count: Zatanna and the Elongated Man.

Suggestions...?

14 comments:

Bat-Mac said...

Jim Carey as Elongated Man? Proabaly more suited to Plastic Man, but I don't think it's a complete stretch.

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I humbly except the award for World's Worst Pun.

k26dp said...

Tiffany Fallon for Zatanna!

Bat-Mac said...

Also, Scipio - I can't read this at work if you persist with photos like that!

Oh Behave!

TotalToyz said...

Zatanna: Pauly Perrette
Elongated Man: Jim Carrey

Anonymous said...

I’m suddenly more concerned that Aquaman’s costume is redesigned into something say more reminiscent of black condor's than I am about the rest of the casting.

-nico

jnr said...

bit of a stretch. but i can see sandra bullock making a good zatanna.

Franny said...

I support Sandra Bullock as Zatanna (as stupid Joss Whedon says she's too old to be Wonder Woman) and I nominate William H. Macy for Elongated Man. I think he has a good nose for it.

Chris Arndt said...

that picture makes me shudder in fear and disgust.

I will never drink a bottle of absolut again. I will do everything in my power to make sure that bottle never ever moves from that spot.

Scipio said...

I'd wager, Chris, that the bottle is already gone by now...

those things never stay full forever, you know.

Jonathan Miller said...

I think Jim Carrey's a bit too over the top for Ralph. I say go another way...Jeff Goldblum, perhaps? Dry wit and silliness (remember Buckaroo Bonzai)...

Devon said...

Selma Blair should play Zatanna.

Commander Xero said...

I suggest Zuleikha Robinson as Zatanna (you may remember her from such films as Hidalgo, and the Lone Gunmen tv series.)

And after much consideration, I think Ted Raimi would make a good Elongated Man.

Ariel said...

C-c-can't b, b, b, breathe....consumed with...lust...over picture o-of Aquaman.

Oh Jason why are you STRAAAAAIIIIGHT (sob).

OK, emo moment over. How about Steve Carell from 40 Year Old Virgin as Ralph? A little henna in his hair and he'll be our favorite red headed stretchable sleuth.

Chris Arndt said...

No, no. Still there. eternally there.

Besides, I don't see any other drinks to mix with it...

Jennifer Connely is Zatanna.