As one of my favorite polka artists once said, "It don' get no bedder den dis, folks."
Americans lads with page boy haircuts and Evil Queen outfits fighting bald monocled nazis with extendable artificial arms on the face of a giant golden statue of a young George C. Scott. "What if Hitler's mechanical monster should whip Boy King's giant??"
Oh, my! That sounds awful, although I wouldn't mind seeing the videotape.
Somebody PLEASE tell me DC owns the rights to these characters...