Saturday, November 19, 2005

Topping off the Team





The final member of our all-gay heroclix team?

Why, Topo. of course! They don't call him "Top - o" for nothing...

Yes, the master of sweet sweet octopus love and Aquaman's one true love, Topo, is ready to lend a helping tentacle to his fellow
lambdaclixes.

In a game, he makes an excellent water taxi and surprised opponents, overwhelmed by Topo's sex appeal (and Elasticity) find it next to impossible to breakaway from his clammy polysuckered embrace.
Shudder.

I must confess I don't understand it; I don't
want to. But face it, cephalopodophilia is here to stay.






9 comments:

David J Oakes said...

Was it *absolutely* neccessary to make him flesh colored?

totaltoyz said...

I'ts not flesh color, it's Territorial Beige, and that's the color Topo was in every old issue of Adventure Comics I've managed to collect!

Bully said...

Well, many hands do make light work.

Anonymous said...

When I was little, I had a set of DC superhero Colorforms.

There was one thing I could never figure out. An amorphous white blob.

Now, I realize, it must have been Topo.

naladahc said...

This is all so very very wrong in a very very right way.

Jeff R. said...

I'm absolutely stunned that you could have such a team without a Vartox click...

totaltoyz said...

I haven't made Vartox yet, else I'm sure he'd be here. Ditto Clock King, Rainbow Raider, and Signalman.

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