Oh, to live in the drama-filled world of Starman!
Purple-hooded menaces gripping flaxen-tressed maidens!
Hypnofacient blazing from unforgettable eyes!
Spell-driven rigidity culminating in the named horror of....
the Living Death!
Lordie, I can barely remember the last time I went rigid under the grip of a hooded menace! Enjoy it while you can, Doris girl!
"The Living Death"; I've really got to start using that line...