Oh, you crazy Bizarro!
Naturally, the first time we see Superman's imperfect duplicate, he introduces himself with -- what else -- an "imperfect haiku":
"Kryptonite rays kill you, but
not harm Bizarro!
Nothing can harm Bizarro!"
A 7-5-7 meter? Of course! That's how bizarro-haiku works!
What suitable bizarro-haiku can you compose to celebrate the creation of Superman's cracked reflection?