Monday, October 31, 2005

Top Ten Reasons

Hal Jordan shouldn't have a power ring.

2. Hal's so vain ...

he uses the ring to write fan fiction -- ABOUT HIMSELF.

I bet he interrupts it, too,

"Was my date prettier than I was? What was I wearing? Did I have a look of grim determination on my face? Was there any news coverage? How did I look on camera?"

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

Not just fan fiction - fan poetry!