"Kansas Lunatic Charged With Public Bestiality".
Oh, I kid! This is just another example of how much better people in the DCU are than, well, us.
Me, you, we'd try to get a front page story by racing to crime scenes or unearthing government corruption. Budding reporter Clark Kent, heh, he can get a front page story simply by putting on a gorilla suit (which, you'll note, is rented; he couldn't afford to buy his own until later in his career).
Oh, and in case you didn't recognize it from the Superman Showcase, this is from a little tale called:
"How Perry White Hired Clark Kent".
Naturally. Wouldn't you hire the man in that panel to work at your great metropolitan newspaper?