Hal Jordan should not have a power ring.
4. As previously proven, Hal is a total dork.
Sure, Batman gets hit on the head a lot -- when he's fighting. Not just because the universe itself hates him.
Oh, I'm not being fair, huh?
Thank GOD poor Carol didn't have to see that. It's embarrassing enough being GL's public squeeze. "THWACK", by the way, is the sound of toy airplane hitting an empty head. Of course, judging by her word balloon, she's not exactly the brightest star in the heavens herself...