I don't know if I can handle this kind of pressure.

I refuse to overthink this. I'm going with Aquaman.

H
 

No! I underthought it.

I'm changing to Golden Glider. I'll have you know I was outside playing baseball with my kids and made them stop and wait for me to come in here and change my answer when I remembered that the named subject was a skater not a swimmer.

And, yes, I do realize that it is more than probable that both my first and second answers are wrong.

H
 

No it can't be Golden Glider - the question clearly states a superhero said it.

Sigh. I am the worst DC Stupid Hero Quote guesser ever.

H
 

ROFL!

I'm sorry, H, ...I ....I...

I give you the answer later, after I've reoxygenated,

because at the moment I'm laughing to so hard I ...
can't...

breath...
 

C'mon now! What hero would

IN DEADLY EARNEST

ask himself
"What would Brian Boytano do?"

And it has nothing to do with Boytano's profession...
 

If it has nothing to do with profession, I am clueless.
 

Booster Gold? He seems like the type who'd enjoy South Park.
 

Good guess, Bill!

Wrong, but still a good guess.

Nor is it Blue Beetle, another hero who'd be sufficiently light-hearted to make the comment.

No, this guy doesn't even know that what he's saying is supposed to be funny...
 

I cannot stand the suffering of others. The answer is:


Impulse.
 

Correct, Boy Wonder!
 

Is that a South Park reference, then? What is the context?
 

Context, "Young Justice" if I remember correctly...
 

Actually, it's "Boitano."

Which, of course, does not detract from it's awesomeness.