Thursday, May 19, 2005

"I do NOT look like Clark Kent!"

batman hit supes
Originally uploaded by Scipio1.

And if further proof is needed of Batman's super-wallop-taking power!

Ya know, Bruce, bloviating with pointless exposition is not a particularly strong tactic again Superman's left hook.

Pre-Crisis Superman's left hook; just think about that for a second. Why is Batman's detached head not sailing toward Antares at this point?

Aquaman, covering his sensitive sonar-ears to block Robin's girlish shrieks as Batman's teeth go flying across the satellite, actually forms a plan. Unfortunately, there are no giant sea turtles in geosynchronous orbit 22,300 miles above the earth.

Flash approves with a thumbs up; he never liked Batman anyway....


Jer said...

But that's not Superman, its Clark Kent in a Superman outfit - can't you tell by the glasses? And Batman should be able to easily withstand a punch from a wuss like pre-Crisis Clark Kent.

Scipio said...

Your Silver Age logic is unassailable!