Phoney AquamanMerlin and stupid shark-manSomebody kill me
Sword of Atlantis?What's with shark guy's big toothbrush?His nemesis: Plaque.
Ho! New AquamanRoll your d20 to hityonder foul shark manBehold! Hither isMighty Aquaman, slayingmonsters for treasureSing Ho! Aquamanis't true that the blade you bearis a +1 sword?Aquaman fears notthe sting of mortal combathe needs no potions
Wow, you're totally right, Mike."New from DC in 2006:The Undersiders, by Judd Winick, starringWaterpickFlossand Brush.
New Aquaman? Great!"Orin" couldn't hold a swordwith that water handNew Aquaman willhave to become aquaintedwith true Sea JusticeAquaman, Batmanteam up agaist shark-person?He'll be his new chum
Sorry ScipioI think it looks enjoyableand will try it out
Haikus are prettyThey evoke beauty and strengthNew Aquaman? Neither
Aquaman, RagmanAnd Hal's old buddy The Shark?What a lame comic
What are they doingTo my Aquaman now? Oy!Come back, Nick Cardy!
Only one sketch andOne NEWSARAMA storyHello knee: meet jerk!
I'm sorry but that last one is brilliant.
Sword of AquamanWill never succeed withoutHot Octopus Love
Oh, God! Tragedy!This is no super hero!Nothing else is good.Everything must beJust as it always has beenSupernerds hate change
I never thought I'dbe wishing for a bearded,handless Aquaman.
Only one sketch andOne NEWSARAMA storyHello knee: meet jerk! Now that's good.
Sword and Sorcery,Good thing no one remembers,Sword of the Atom.:-)
Old man with pitchforkSanta Claus and the devilTogether at lastShark man with tooth-stickWhat, will he saw me to death?A dentist's nightmareMarine Conan yayKing of the sea goes stabbyGood idea how?Orin? Arthur? Hm.Neither name nor costume makesAny less lame.
Sure, the sword's nifty,But let's see him get it pastGood Old Brother I!Why's Arthur so glum?He misses Peter David,But won't admit it.
Scipio is madHis fictional lover isReplaced by Conan.He goes to the seaTo seek consolation inThe arms of Topo.
Orin is no moreHe-Man is underwaterHe has the power!Warlord starts anewClaw, Sonja, Arthur as wellNew D&DC?Fantasy, Sci-Fi,Heroes together make theWorld's fattest fanboys
Getting at the heart of Aquaman's public perceptions:Sword of AtlantisWill not undo the damageFilmation had wrought.
Hey, Kurt Busiek! Think I will give it a shotDon't see what's so bad
A sahaugin, abeggar, and a confused blondwalk into a bar.The shark-looking guyactually looks kinda coolfor a Marvel guy.Lord of the Rings wasgreat, but this is just goingto silly extremes.
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Phoney Aquaman
Merlin and stupid shark-man
Somebody kill me
Sword of Atlantis?
What's with shark guy's big toothbrush?
His nemesis: Plaque.
Ho! New Aquaman
Roll your d20 to hit
yonder foul shark man
Behold! Hither is
Mighty Aquaman, slaying
monsters for treasure
Sing Ho! Aquaman
is't true that the blade you bear
is a +1 sword?
Aquaman fears not
the sting of mortal combat
he needs no potions
Wow, you're totally right, Mike.
"New from DC in 2006:
The Undersiders, by Judd Winick, starring
Waterpick
Floss
and Brush.
New Aquaman? Great!
"Orin" couldn't hold a sword
with that water hand
New Aquaman will
have to become aquainted
with true Sea Justice
Aquaman, Batman
team up agaist shark-person?
He'll be his new chum
Sorry Scipio
I think it looks enjoyable
and will try it out
Haikus are pretty
They evoke beauty and strength
New Aquaman? Neither
Aquaman, Ragman
And Hal's old buddy The Shark?
What a lame comic
What are they doing
To my Aquaman now? Oy!
Come back, Nick Cardy!
Only one sketch and
One NEWSARAMA story
Hello knee: meet jerk!
I'm sorry but that last one is brilliant.
Sword of Aquaman
Will never succeed without
Hot Octopus Love
Oh, God! Tragedy!
This is no super hero!
Nothing else is good.
Everything must be
Just as it always has been
Supernerds hate change
I never thought I'd
be wishing for a bearded,
handless Aquaman.
Only one sketch and
One NEWSARAMA story
Hello knee: meet jerk!
Now that's good.
Sword and Sorcery,
Good thing no one remembers,
Sword of the Atom.
:-)
Old man with pitchfork
Santa Claus and the devil
Together at last
Shark man with tooth-stick
What, will he saw me to death?
A dentist's nightmare
Marine Conan yay
King of the sea goes stabby
Good idea how?
Orin? Arthur? Hm.
Neither name nor costume makes
Any less lame.
Sure, the sword's nifty,
But let's see him get it past
Good Old Brother I!
Why's Arthur so glum?
He misses Peter David,
But won't admit it.
Scipio is mad
His fictional lover is
Replaced by Conan.
He goes to the sea
To seek consolation in
The arms of Topo.
Orin is no more
He-Man is underwater
He has the power!
Warlord starts anew
Claw, Sonja, Arthur as well
New D&DC?
Fantasy, Sci-Fi,
Heroes together make the
World's fattest fanboys
Getting at the heart of Aquaman's public perceptions:
Sword of Atlantis
Will not undo the damage
Filmation had wrought.
Hey, Kurt Busiek!
Think I will give it a shot
Don't see what's so bad
A sahaugin, a
beggar, and a confused blond
walk into a bar.
The shark-looking guy
actually looks kinda cool
for a Marvel guy.
Lord of the Rings was
great, but this is just going
to silly extremes.
Oh my god, there's so much effective information above!
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