Wednesday, December 28, 2005

Hal's Head & Sinestro

The DCUniverse doesn't have Beavis and Butthead.

But it does have Hal Jordan and Sinestro...

"I've got to get loose!"
"Heh. Heh heh. You said... you said 'get loose' ..."
"Shut up, you jugeared jackass."
"No, Hal's Head, you shut, you shut up. ZAP!!"
"Ow! Stop it, Sinestro -- Settle down!"
"Are you threatening me? I am the great ... Sinestro! You must bring me TP for my--"
"If you don't shut up, I'm gonna shove a green box glove in your piehole, buttmunch!

9 comments:

David said...

And here I was sorely lamenting the lack of Beavis in my Justice League! Now I can die a happy man, content and firm in my knowledge that all of our Beavis-needs are being filled.

Mallet said...

Is it just me or does Sinestro also look kinda like Walt Disney.

Ragnell said...

david -- No, Hal's obviously Butthead. Beavis is in the Society.

Hoosier X said...

"Shut up, dill-hole. Now we must fight fart-monsters from Uranus. Heh-heh."

"Huh-huh. My word verification said xsx."

joncormier said...

Wow, Sinestro is Tony Randal! Man those silver-age yarns really new how to throw a curve ball your way.

Harvey Jerkwater said...

My god...it all makes sense...

Parallax was The Great Cornholio...

"Are you threatening me?"

David said...

Ragnell,

no way, dude - "are you threatening me" is a classic Beavis-ism (Beavism?) Given that Hal will eventually beat up Sinestro, we can analogize to the continual beatings which Butthead would administer unto Beavis...

Scipio said...

" Wow, Sinestro is Tony Randal!"

Really?

I thought he was Will Smith...

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