Saturday, January 07, 2006

Who needs porn when there's JLU?

Oh my-- time is a great healer.

Booster Gold
seems to be moving on from the loss of Blue Beetle (as well as showing us exactly how he got the nickname "Booster").

That Black Condor! What a man! As we've seen, again and again and again and again and again and again, what Black Condor wants, Black Condor gets.

And Booster Gold is a 6'5", 220, former football star and part-time rent boy with pretty teeth and wavy blond hair. Six foot five. Be careful what you wish for, BC! Looks like Booster Gold might be almost too much for you too handle.

Heh heh ...almost! I mean, please.... this is the Black Condor we're talking about! He's been handling situations like this since before the writer who created Booster Gold was born.

And so, Blue and Gold is succeeded by Black and Gold. Although judging from the dialog, there's also a touch of "black and blue" (tee-hee!).

Oh, Booster, who knew you had it in you? Black Condor certainly knew when he did (*silver age chuckle*)! Fortunately, his cape is double sheathed for his protection...

The sad part is, of course, the poor Ray. "I ... I could do that, Condor. You never ask. All you'd have to do is ask... ." Poor passive-aggressive Ray; he just doesn't get it. Ever.

It's made all the more bitter by the exhibitionism of two of comics most spotlight-loving heroes. "Hi! Everyone look at us! In mid-air even!" Ray doesn't want to see it, but can't stop watching. Comic books can be SO tragic!

9 comments:

Devon said...

Who needs "Brokeback Mountain" when you've got Justice League Unlimited.

Blockade Boy said...

I'm thinkin' Ray likes to watch.

Bully said...

Wow! My issue of JLU just had Uncle Sam and the Freedom Fighters in it. You must have gotten the 'special, no little stuffed bulls allowed' issue.

Mallet said...

Saddly we won't see BC for another couple months at least.

Ragnell said...

That's just shameless. That sort of behavior is not appropriate for the middle of space when just anyone can walk up.

I mean, is the Ray old enough to be seeing this?

Scipio said...

AH, yes, Ragnell. That's the ORIGINAL Ray in the pic. The Ray you is know is his SON.

Ragnell said...

Oh, then it's not so bad I guess! I still worry that that's not the sort of shenanigans they should be up to public, though.

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