Tuesday, January 31, 2006

Haikuesday with J'onn J'onnz



J'onn was distracted when he composed this somewhat klunky haiku from our recent post on "Marshalation", one of the Top Ten Clues You're in a Silver Age Justice League Story.

As soon as my full
strength has returned I'll make short
work of those Bee-Men.


You know what to do...!

10 comments:

Des said...

Blow, stretch, scared of fire,
as one of DC's strongest
guys I sure do suck.

Des said...

Blow, stretch, scared of fire,
as one of DC's strongest
guys I sure do suck.

Martin said...

Almighty Mars-Man
Not as handsome as Kal-El
Sucks to be you, J'onn

Michael said...

I wonder if J'onn
Made short work of those Bee-Men
Helped by the Red Bee?

Scipio said...

Michael?!?!?

We thought you were DEAD!

How's Rick?

Bill L. said...

Thank goodness for J'onn!
He'll open up a can of
Raid on their hinders!

Haole said...

The scheming Bee-Men
Defeated by superbreath
That looks like semen

Look at jolly green J'Onn;
So happy without a brow!
Now it's like a shelf

Silver Age J'Onn J'Onzz
Looks like Dizzy Gillespie,
Martian Trumpeter

rafi-el said...

J'onn J'onzz blows and sucks
We surmise that he puts the
"man" in manhunter.

Michael said...

Scipio said:
Michael?!?!?
We thought you were DEAD!
How's Rick?


Geez, what a lousy haiku.

But sorry, I'm not that Michael. And I'm not dead yet (I'm feeling better now... I think I'll go for a walk... I feel happy!)

Mike Loughlin said...

2 days late and 2 dollars short, but here I go:

All those great powers.
Yet, he goes with blowing things...
So "don't ask, don't tell."