J'onn was distracted when he composed this somewhat klunky haiku from our recent post on "Marshalation", one of the Top Ten Clues You're in a Silver Age Justice League Story.
As soon as my full
strength has returned I'll make short
work of those Bee-Men.
You know what to do...!
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Blow, stretch, scared of fire,
as one of DC's strongest
guys I sure do suck.
Blow, stretch, scared of fire,
as one of DC's strongest
guys I sure do suck.
Almighty Mars-Man
Not as handsome as Kal-El
Sucks to be you, J'onn
I wonder if J'onn
Made short work of those Bee-Men
Helped by the Red Bee?
Michael?!?!?
We thought you were DEAD!
How's Rick?
Thank goodness for J'onn!
He'll open up a can of
Raid on their hinders!
The scheming Bee-Men
Defeated by superbreath
That looks like semen
Look at jolly green J'Onn;
So happy without a brow!
Now it's like a shelf
Silver Age J'Onn J'Onzz
Looks like Dizzy Gillespie,
Martian Trumpeter
Scipio said:
Michael?!?!?
We thought you were DEAD!
How's Rick?
Geez, what a lousy haiku.
But sorry, I'm not that Michael. And I'm not dead yet (I'm feeling better now... I think I'll go for a walk... I feel happy!)
2 days late and 2 dollars short, but here I go:
All those great powers.
Yet, he goes with blowing things...
So "don't ask, don't tell."
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