I'd pay good money to see Frank Miller draw the smackdown that comes next, all Dark Knight Strikes Again style.
 

Or more accurately, Sin City style.

Cinqo
 

So do you have a team of workers scouring 70+ years of comics 24 hours a day for these gems?
 

Holy Tough Love,Batman!
 

Actually, Scipio, didn't you already post a scene featuring Batman using his -- ahem -- organ -- to subdue Hal?
 

Bruce and Hal:
two great tastes that taste great together.

And, actually, that was over at Seven Hells...
 

So...many...jokes...

Growing...woozy...from...overload...

Must...work in..."Who Killed Cock Robin..."

-gasp-
 

Since Batman can create a weapon out of the most useless objects, (or is that MacGyver only?) I thought he might be turning his appendix into a trap...

Verification: fgffhng -- what Tyroc yells when he wants to really get the guy who cut him off at the exit ramp from the freeway.