Comments for Christmas

There are many things I want for Christmas. An announcement about Vibe: Sword of Detroit. A Chuma the Afrobot action figure. A crushed velvet cape.

But there's something I want that only you can give me. It's the same thing every blogger wants: comments.

If you've ever written a blog or anything like it, you know how much of yourself you put into it. Nothing is more depressing to a blogger than birthing a post that then receives no comments. Is it any wonder that so many bloggers throw in the towel when they get the sense of performing to an empty house?

A lot of people don't comment on past posts because they think the time to do so has passed. Not so at the Absorbascon, where the posts are truely timeless. I get notified of every comment made, regardless of whether the post is recent or not.

Below is list of posts I made that I poured my heart into (or, at least, took the time to type) that never got any comments. Boo hoo!

You can fix that by giving me... Comments for Christmas! Nice ones, if it's all possible. And this is the chance for all you hundreds of lurkers out there to reveal yourself and give me a shout!

• The Island of Misfit Blogposts:
• Chronos on Fairness
• Martian Manhunter: Dynastic Centerpiece
• The Mystery Analysts of Gotham
• Wonder Wonder: Dynastic Centerpiece
• The Joker, on Style
• Kanjar Ro, on Humility
• Black Adam, on Confidence
• Zor, on Style
• The Leader, on Humility
• Terror of the Two-Headed Coin
• The Rainbow Raider, on Purpose
• Ecology on Rann
• Home-shopping on Thanagar
• Do Not Touch My Butt
• Knocked Cents-less
• It's All in the Wrist
• And God said, "ZOWIE!"
• Prof. Hugo Strange Presents AZZ
• The Martian Manhunter Archive
• Extinguishing Robin
• The Queer Machine
• Batman Roughs Up Santa
• Vurm, Infuriated! (Okay that has one comment, but, c'mon, it's STARMAN)
• Another Thrilling Adventure With Black Condor
• Hanging Out With Black Condor
• Falling for Black Condor
• Black Condor's Balls Fly Free!
• Black Condor Snags Another One
• Black Condor, Going Down
• Black Condor says Red Means Go!
• How Smart is Batman?
• Dinner Party Dumbells
• Oiling Up with Hawkgirl
• Hawkman's Little Toy
• Hawkman's Plan for the Evening
• Hawkgirl Turns the Tables
• Couples Night at the Hawks'
• The Thanagarian Pleasure Net
• The Hawks, Ten Seconds Later
• Hawkgirl Entertains Herself
• Batman's Hat
• Batman's Date Drug
• Batman Quotes
• The Ocean Master, on Resilience
• The Riddler, on Planning
• Hal Jordan is a Jackass
• Hal Jordan is a Windbag
• Hal Jordan is a Prima Donna
• Hal Jordan is Sketchy
• Hal Jordan is a Whiny Slacker
• Cub Moron
• The Unwitting Patsy
• The Blackmailed Accomplice
• The Innocent Dupe